Sunday, October 21, 2012

My Dearest Jonah - Matthew Crow


Jonah and Verity strike up a mutually life-saving pen-pal relationship just at the point Verity’s life spectacularly implodes and Jonah’s is set to be rebuilt following a lengthy prison sentence.

Desperate to escape the person he once was, Jonah tried to disappear into a quiet, small-town life, but he finds it as difficult to escape his past as Verity finds it to emerge from hers. They cling to each others letters as the only source of hope and light in the face of increasingly dark forces.

Most of the early chapters were spent muddling through the fog of who exactly our hero and heroine are, how they know each other and why they’re in touch but despite this, the decrepitly glamorous setting, enigmatic snippets of back-story and endearingly sincere exchanges hold your attention from the start.

Crowe has turned out a story that writers with decades of experience would proudly call their best and My Dearest Jonah is a return to the kind of craftsmanship we’ve given up on seeing in modern novels and you probably won’t have seen since you last read a ‘classic’. Crowe’s tightrope balance of visual embellishment without exhaustive description can’t be taught and will certainly see him crowned as one of our greatest modern writers once the national curriculum exam book selection committee get hold of his work.

You’ll surely want to read more from this young writer and, sadly, this is only his second novel, but his debut, Ashes, looks equally dark & captivating.  

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Fat Girls and Fairy Cakes - Sue Watson


Stella Weston has worked for years to secure her place as a top television producer and the best mum and wife her career would allow, so when her conniving boss puts her out to pasture in the gardening programming department, Stella’s family-life, along with her career, take a nose-dive when she’s packed off to the country to produce a curious Songs of Praise meets Gardener’s World hybrid.
As Stella’s personal and professional life take hit after hit, she seeks comfort in the only therapy she’s ever known-baking and eating the products of said baking.

There’s a gay best friend, a flamboyant divorcee, a tart married to a vicar, a cheating husband and a draconian power-dressing boss, making Fat Girls and Fairy Cakes more predictably cast than a Grimm’s fairytale.

When you learn that author, Sue Watson, is a real-life TV producer turned author, the lack of ingenuity in her ‘creation’ of TV producer turned professional baker, Stella Watson, I mean, Weston becomes even more disappointing.

Fat Girls and Fairy Cakes is one of those inoffensive reads that should hold the attention of easily-pleased chick-lit fans for a couple of days or so and all those lengthy passages about baking can be skipped over to help you get to the end of this predictable froth as quickly as possible.

Friday, October 5, 2012

The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out Of The Window and Disappeared - Jonas Jonasson


It’s Allan Karlsson's 100th birthday and the mayor, among many other distinguished guests have gathered at the retirement home to wish him well and congratulate his advanced age, but Allan has another plan, and by the time the matronly care nurse comes to collect him from his room, he's already slipped out with just his wallet and indoor slippers. 

Allan makes it to the bus station before anyone notices he is gone and a chance run-in with an unpleasant youth transporting an inestimable suitcase alters the course of his gentle escape plan. Luckily a seasoned, but accommodating, criminal takes Allan under his wing and leads him safely from the encroaching police search party and the owner of the inestimable suitcase.

Despite multiple deaths, close-calls and a nationwide search, a recognisable tedium stunts the flow, and a little more pace when describing an armed robbery or gallant cross-country escape would've been more fit for purpose. The snail's pace might characterise the experiences of our centenarian hero, helping us to understand his very unusual version of a crime-caper, but lengthy descriptive passages combined with the clean, direct writing (which works in some instances) makes for a dry reading experience.

However, when Jonasson skips back several decades and better acquaints us with Allan's impressively colourful past, this chapter of his life seem much less extraordinary and more like the way this gallivanting munitions expert who has not only seen but shaped some of the most important events of the last century SHOULD end his time on earth.